The fool on the hill

I made a complete fool of myself at the gym yesterday. I felt so good after the workout that I decided to take a picture of my butt to see if the improvement was visable. I was alone in the locker room, so I just turned on the camera timer (10 sec) and took an appropriate pose. Suddenly, a woman shows up from nowhere. I panic and realize that my only chance of getting out of this very awkward situation is to pretend that I am stretching. So, I do. Now, it all would have been ok if it weren't for the fact that at the same time as the woman passes by, the flash goes off... Needless to say, I have never been so ashamed before (I think)... At the same time I just felt like laughing loudly.

Well, the woman never said anything, and I did end up getting an amazingly flattering picture of my butt.

Or what do you think?