Thursday, June 21, 2007

People I never were

You know, sometimes I really want to believe in reincarnation, because there are so many people I want to be. I want to be a female marathon runner. One of those who is size 0 and thus is so thin that she can just keep on running for ever and ever. I also want to be a Swedish chick without an ass so that I can wear high-waisted Cheap Monday jeans and still look good. I want to be married to Mark Levengood and Jonas Gardell - at the same time, and I want to be a belly dancer (or a stripper...or both) and a social democratic politician who kicks all greedy liberal and conservative peoples' asses.

Tell me, how many lives do we each get?

(Photo: Cheap Monday)


Anonymous said...

Why would you not want an ass?!?! Real women have asses!! :) It's ridicilous to see all those girls that people think "look hot" because they are skinny-skinny, but really they just look like boys, with no hips or butts or nothing. I shouldn't mention any names... but one of them is a celebrity that just got out of jail... ;)

Anonymous said...

...And tell me, why would you wanna be associated with her?! ;)

Pauspling said...

Hahah. Det är långt mellan en söderböna och Paris Hilton (I love name dropping!). Jag tycker det der så härligt ut att se så där ständigt lagom undernärd ut. Typ: 'Jag äter bara för att jag måste'. Ett kex om dagen. Jag måste stoppa kuddar i munnen för att stoppa mig själv från att stoppa ner mat. Funderar på att göra något liknande de där lurendrejerimynten med snöre som man kan stoppa ner i automater och sedan dra ut igen när man har fått sitt med mat då förstås.

Anonymous said...

Du har väl hört Justins senaste låt? "She looks just like a model. Just with a little more ass"... Just det.