People, join the love train

I can't help thinking about my wedding. I miss it. I want to do it all again. At least one more time. Just the way it was. Can I?

I suppose not.

So, now my plan is to experience it through your weddings. Get married people! Soon. I want to participate. I want to see your aunt cry of happiness. I want to eat your cake. I want to make out in your bushes. I want to laugh at your dad's funny speech. I want to admire your awesome wedding rings. I want to compare my present with other peoples' presents. I want to arrange your bachelorette party.

I want to do it all.

Now.